help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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