white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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