i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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