fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Did you pee in the oven last night??
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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