I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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