He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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