brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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