I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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