Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
