You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I will be naked everywhere
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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