so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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