lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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