it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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