She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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