i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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