WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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