I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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