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say what?
wanna hang out?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
