Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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