If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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