hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
