yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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