let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
