Capitaan dildo arrescate!
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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