Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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