were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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