I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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