While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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