do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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