i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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