He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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