Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I love you. Go after that dick
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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