We're like a lot better than the average bears
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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