i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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