He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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