Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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