Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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