I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is an emotional support booty call
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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