I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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