come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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