CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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