Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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