I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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