This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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