Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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