Its about making memories worth repressing
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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