did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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