Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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