my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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