Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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