my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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