what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she looked like the before picture.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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